2008 Woodie Awards
Fill a bath with cold water! You're about to overheat!
By: Katherine Tylevich
Issue date: 3/24/06 Section: Features
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HOT: Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott coming out with a new album
NOT: Uncle Francis “Felony” Walters coming out of the state penitentiary
HOT: Chairman Mao
NOT: Chairman Meowth, the Communist Pokéman
HOT: All you can eat breadsticks and salad
NOT: All you can excrete laxatives
HOT: Pretty, pretty princess
NOT: Ugly, ugly stenographer
HOT: Jelly Donuts
NOT: Beef Donuts
HOT: Moses
NOT: Mo' Pharaohs, Mo' Problems
HOT: Waving your hands in the a-ir, like you just don't c-are
NOT: Washing your hands times three, like you got O.C.D.
HOT: Old Country Buffet
NOT: Old Country Buffet being infested by immigrants and their “New Country” quirks
HOT: Cavity searches (kinky!)
NOT: Cavities (what are you a baby? Brush your teeth.)
HOT: Puppies
NOT: New-born humans. Ew.
HOT: Tu-Pac tellin' it like it is
NOT: 12-Pack makin' “like it is” more tolerable, one vomit at a time
HOT: Rollerblades
NOT: Feet
NOT: Uncle Francis “Felony” Walters coming out of the state penitentiary
HOT: Chairman Mao
NOT: Chairman Meowth, the Communist Pokéman
HOT: All you can eat breadsticks and salad
NOT: All you can excrete laxatives
HOT: Pretty, pretty princess
NOT: Ugly, ugly stenographer
HOT: Jelly Donuts
NOT: Beef Donuts
HOT: Moses
NOT: Mo' Pharaohs, Mo' Problems
HOT: Waving your hands in the a-ir, like you just don't c-are
NOT: Washing your hands times three, like you got O.C.D.
HOT: Old Country Buffet
NOT: Old Country Buffet being infested by immigrants and their “New Country” quirks
HOT: Cavity searches (kinky!)
NOT: Cavities (what are you a baby? Brush your teeth.)
HOT: Puppies
NOT: New-born humans. Ew.
HOT: Tu-Pac tellin' it like it is
NOT: 12-Pack makin' “like it is” more tolerable, one vomit at a time
HOT: Rollerblades
NOT: Feet
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